Music: "Macarena de Chocobo" a hilarious spoof of the Macarena, that awful line dance fad of the nineties.  Mixed by Junj.  If you listen close, you can hear the Chocobo Theme from FF7 playing. ^_^

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*sings* Put 'em to sleep, make 'em ride!  Pokémon power that's inside!Scary Thing!Venomoth!  Sleep powder!  *sleep powder* Pikachu: Pi-ka -- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

About Launchpad McQuack, esquire
*be afraid*

"A bombardon is a kind of tuba, a bass horn in E flat.  It's the stupidest instrument in the whole band.  Most of the time it just goes 'oompah-oompah-oompah' - or, when the beat changes - 'pahpah-pahpah-pahpah'." ~ Jacopo Belbo, Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco
 
 

Also Included On This Page....  The Thank Yous That Go Out To The People Behind The Basement!







Name: Launchpad McQuack, esquire

Birthday: *thinks for a moment* My birthday is... July 13, 1985

Age: *points at the birthday* Duh.  I'm 15.  ^_~

Gender: Female

Lives: I live in Saint Canard, but I have a cottage in Duckberg.

Likes: Airplanes, helicopters, any airmobiles in general; piloting.

Dislikes: Mr. Scrooge McDuck, that spaceship I got on that flew me to Mars, among other things.

Where the heck is Launchpad McQuack from???  Launchpad's a character on both "Darkwing Duck" and "Duck Tales", Disney TV shows that were on in the late '80s and early '90s.  Darkwing Duck is my idol; I liked that show better than Duck Tales.  In the shows, Launchpad McQuack is a *guy*; however, Launchpad McQuack, esquire, is a *girl*.
 
 

Perhaps you're slightly frightened of my delusions of grandeur: If so, and if you do not wish to continue, please click here.  This will take you back to the main page of The Basement.
 
 

However, if you wish to continue, hey, it's your choice.  ^_^  Survey below based on the survey Odd took and has posted on his site.
 
 

Name: Speak no evil... I ain't tellin'.

Birthday: April 10

Age: *clams up* If you know me, you know this -- I'm not quite as dumb as all that.

Lives: Same applies here, too.  Forget it.

Gender: Female

Favorite Colors: Purple, blue, yellow

Favorite Song: Gads!  You want me to pick *one*??  Umm... then it would probably have to be "The Last Unicorn" by America or "Higher" by Creed or "Uninvited" by Alanis Morissette or... heh.  Don't say I didn't warn you.

If You Could Change Into Anything (Animal, Plant, Other) You Wanted, What Would You Change Into and Why?  Well... I'd probably hafta say a dragon.  A stardrake, the name I've given to that thing Maleficent (the Disney "Sleeping Beauty" villain) changes to in the end -- big, black, wings, breathes green fire... What's not to like?  ^_^

Do You Have Any Pictures on Your Walls?  Do you take me for some kind of serving girl?  Wait, don't answer that... ¬_¬ Yes, I do -- my two favorites out of the many I have are a unicorn picture I bought when I was like five at the supermarket up the street from where I live, and an antique map of the world, the kind that's written in either Latin or German or something (I don't remember) with the little dragons swimming in the oceans and the guesses as to what the western coast of America and the eastern coast of Asia look like. ^_^ It's wonderful!

What is Your Quest?  To seek the Holy Grail.

What is the capital of Assyria?  Well I don't know -- aaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Favorite Movie:  As if it needs to be said. ^_~  Favorite comedy: Monty Python and the Holy Grail  Favorite Action/Adventure: The Matrix, definitely  Favorite Sappy Chick Flick: Titanic, I guess. º~º

Favorite Famous Musical: "The Phantom of the Opera" by Andrew Lloyd Webber

Favorite Video Game: Final Fantasy VII, no da, the game which introduced me to gaming. ^_^

Favorite Video Game Character: A tie between Sephiroth and Vincent Valentine.  So cool, both of them. ^_~

Do You Like Any Frozen Vegetables?  If So, How Do You Like Them Prepared?  I like most frozen vegetables -- Bird's Eye Brand Tiny Tender Peas are my favorite, though -- put the whole package in the microwave, melt some butter on them, add a bit of salt -- yum!

Favorite Food: Chocolate gelato.  Oh the stories I could tell...  *mouth is watering*

Thunderstorms - Cool or Scary?  Depends - if it's the middle of the night and a huge thunderstorm is going through and a big clap of thunder goes off, it's terrifying to be scared awake.  Otherwise, I like going outside when the rain's mostly over and watching the cloud-to-cloud lightning. ^_^ I guess mostly cool.

Favorite School Memory - My long-term seventh grade substitute looking in the desk drawer and finding a cheap plastic glow-in-the-dark rosary.  Then, her successor (a cool guy) looking in the same desk drawer and finding one of her thongs... scary, but hilarious.  That was a great class...

Favorite Teacher (in general) - Madeleine Gray, my voice teacher.  A crazy British opera singer with a passion for good music and Wallace and Gromit. ^_^  My favorite school teacher would be a tie between Mr. Wolfe, my ex-Army Reserve seventh-grade social studies teacher and Mr. Lewis, the guy who found the thong in the desk. ^_^  Wanna see something hilarious that my friends and I put together about Mr. Wolfe?  Go here.

Hmm... what else can I think to write about?  At the moment, nothing -- this page will be periodically added to, though, so check back every once in a while. ^_~

Dislikes: Macintosh computers, that game Azure Dreams, math (algebra -- O_O) things that go bump in the night, some nasty jokes, pepperoni (<-- blecch), fruit in general, and stoopid people.  And just what the heck is a garden rocket?  Can anybody answer that question for me?

Jupiter Star Power!!
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