First. You may link as you like to this page here. I don't want you to link anywhere else on this site, period, paragraph, end of subject.
Next. The Basement is for entertainment purposes only. If you are under the age of three, you should not come to the Basement without receiving parental consent. If you are under the age of three, you should not be on the Internet at all.
To reach Launchpad McQuack, esquire, simply e-mail her by clicking here.
The Basement is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.7 or higher.
Enjoy your stay. ^_^
This fine bumper sticker brought to you by Launchpad
McQuack, esquire and the Basement.
Would you like to go to the Basement now?
Click on the bumper sticker below.
Thank you.
The Basement is property of Launchpad McQuack, esquire. Copyright 2000. All rights reserved. For further information, see 'Disclaimer', linked on the main page. All violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.